What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do siblings (or other close relatives) stop visiting each other as they grow older? Why does this happen with so many people nowadays?

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What are the bitter truths of life one should know?

You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

Can you explain the concept of an annulment of marriage in the Roman Catholic Church and its effects on a previous marriage?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

If our normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, why do we perceive weather in the 90s as "hot?"

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

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Dr No

From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

-All the bad guys are black.